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Tuesday, January 30, 2018

The Ten Commandments of the Confederate Gamer People's Republic of the United States of the World, upon which our liberty is dedicated:

By Che Harambe













The Ten Commandments of the Confederate Gamer People's Republic of the United States of the World, upon which our liberty is dedicated:

1.    Thou shall meme.
2.    Thou shall not make for thyself an ideology in the form of anything that hates upon gamers. Nor shall thy cat, nor thy dog, nor thy bestie, nor thy hubby, nor thy wifey, nor thy totally not made up girl and/or boyfriend.
3.    Thou shall not slander thy Lord Kek.
4.    Remember the holidays, to keep them holy.
5.    Honor thy memes that they may be a shield and a sword against the normies.
6.    Thou shall not swat.
7.    Thou shall not pirate.
8.    Thou shall not buy loot-boxes or pre-order.
9.    Thou shall not give false reviews nor shall thou fail to mention conflicts of interest.
10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's game, wifu, or system.

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