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Monday, January 1, 2018

Jurassic Park is Sexist

Jurassic Park is Sexist
By Jed Adamson

In the horrendous film that has not held up to time, Jurassic Park demonstrates beyond a doubt that Hollywood is hellbent on wiping out all men from off the face of the planet. This thesis is clearly demonstrated in the scene where Ian Malcolm says: “God creates dinosaurs, God destroys Dinosaurs. God creates Man, man destroys God.” Ian, a beta male, permits his white knight self to be interrupted by the SJW Dr. Sattler who goes on to say “woman inherits the Earth.”[1] Thus, the film's thesis actively seeks the destruction of the male gender and is unapologetic in its feelings on the matter.

If the horrible bias was only this scene, it would be the worst act ever committed against mankind, both World Wars pales in comparison to this scene’s horrific suggestion that men might be wiped out because of their own inability to comprehend science, which we are generally better at.[2]

The extreme bias of Jurassic Park does not end here. No, throughout the movies approximately 54 male humans are killed, and only 1 female human dies. If we include dino deaths and animals, the number of female deaths increase to about 19. Even factoring in animals and dinosaurs, men die at a rate of 2.84 to 1. Otherwise, it is 54:1.[3] That is INSANE.

Why doesn’t Jurassic Park be more of an equal opportunist and kill more women like other thrillers? Simple, they hate men and promote male genocide, specifically white male genocide from their half-Jewish half-Muslim mammon worshipping Hollywood overlords.[4]

More insidiously, not a single dinosaur is made a male naturally but transforms them via weird pseudoscience. Teaching children that gender is fluid is a threat to our culture, even when based on the DNA of frogs that God created as well as the DNA extracted from God's other creations that sucked the blood of Dinosaurs and were then frozen in amber according to his will.

Thus, this film teaches children that transitioning is normal, that all men are doomed and deserve to die, and promotes a weird Freudian fantasy of female and trans male dinosaurs literally devouring men at a ratio of 54:1. I wish I was making this up, but it is true. How pathetic has this world become?

Therefore, Jurassic Park is a sexist travesty that must be stopped at all costs. It eclipses all other dangers to our sons: war, gang violence, or even suicide. If you don’t agree with me, you are a part of the problem. Also, you’re a bigot who is literally worse than Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Osama bin Laden.



[1] Rotten Tomatoes, Jurassic Park Quotes,  https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jurassic_park/quotes/, 2017.
[2] I read that somewhere.
[3] Horror Wiki, Lists of Deaths in Jurassic Park Series, http://horror.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_deaths_in_Jurassic_Park_series, 2017.
[4] Alex Jones, InfoWars YouTube Channel, 2017.

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