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Monday, January 1, 2018

Roger Goodell Believes that Babe Ruth is the Best Footballer of All Time

by Jed Adamson & Kelly Stormcloud




Roger Goodell smiles regally as he ponders the deep philosophical question proposed to him. His wizened eyes reveal a mind lost in thought. When he finally comes to the answer he states, “without a doubt the best footballer of all time -who also is my favorite- is Babe Ruth. The way he tossed that home-run to Muhammad Ali on the Drive while being sacked by Merlin Olsen and Mike Tyson was phenomenal. There was no center who played better than him except for PelĂ© or maybe Tiger Woods. That is why he has a candybar named after him, since no other Football player has been as accomplished.”


Smiling professionally Goodell warmly reminding us all of why he is widely beloved by fans. He goes on to say, “Michael Jordan is a close second for me, I mean he helped bring home several championships for the Chicago Cubs with the help of his wingman Jim McMahon and goalie Sergei Fedorov. That is why it’s so hard to choose, but without a doubt Babe Ruth rides the goat.”


More than any other commissioner in the history of Football, Roger Goodell deserved that contract extension. His deep understanding of the game, the culture, and his impeccable record makes him the most prepared NFL commissioner of all time. It is no wonder that he has stolen the hearts of reporters, athletes, and fans everywhere.

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